The Living Rube Goldberg Machine

I just don't get how so many people can complain about things when those things have a very obvious and simple solution. It's always whine whine whine, but never do anything about it. I mean, the solutions are right there if you just look, in nine out of ten cases. Yeah, I know, fixing things takes effort. I should just start whining, too. People value that more than actually taking care of your own shit these days. No wonder I feel so lonely. It's also the adversity people have to consequences. How often have I wanted to go up to people and say, "This is what you wanted, this is what you asked for, and this is what you got. I understand the consequences are not pleasant, but you should have known that when you started down this path."

Well, fuck all the whiners. I'm going to change the world. Just watch.